by Christopher Mudiappahpillai

“It is our contention that all of Superman’s abilities can be explained by supposing that Superman has the ability to alter His own inertia, and the inertia of objects with which He is in contact. While we have come up with no physical explanation for this singular supernatural power, or how it relates to the light of our Sun; we feel that unifying His abilities clarify the issue for future research.”

Need I say more?

A Unified theory of Superman’s Powers